Schaffian Theory of Blogging

Jon Hedderwick of the white monkey’s said it best, this is not real life. In the stale threat of war with North Korea and (quite differently, but just as concering), a war with the G.R.E, I get this amazing opportunity to teach little munchkins who’s peurile sense of humor keeps my mind off the worries. From when I’m teaching...to ¾ + 4/5....Dr. Santee and the Charminade University in Honolulu...or don-chim (trust me, you don’t want to know what that is). Its tough over here to keep afloat when you don’t even know what is going on – which means, its impossible to stress about stuff you don’t even know about. I’ll subscribe to the Schaffian theory of blogging, but a major limitation of said theory are the 4 hours I have to kill today. Not to mention Asia itself.

...mur